The proper etiquette on eating a lunchable

There are several varieties of lunchables to go into but i will take the ones most confused about eating in the general public in contrast of the free-for-all domain of someones home or comfort zone without anyone around.

First i will tip my hat to the creators of lunchables, Oscar Mayer/Kraft and don't forget those tasty Capri-Sun drink pouches included. So i will be mentioning the proper etiquette on eating the varities of lunchables in public wether you be a school kid with your first lunchable or an aging adult eating this snack in your cubicle on your lunchbreak.

 As we all very well know there are several varations of lunchables due to the expansive pallette of the general public being the demographic and everyone likes different meats and cheese's. The main focus on lunchables are meant to be eaten with your fingers and not with untensils which you wont find in your pack in anytime soon. You are also given a tasty choclate mint treat to be saved for last more of that later. On with the Etiquette!


If you dont already know by now its common that in public when you eat you should eat with your mouth closed, talking with food in your mouth especially with a cracker sandwich can be unsettling to say the least. I am guessing here this guy is asking "There was a train wreck last night, wanna see the victims?"

 
Secondly lunchables can be confusing, when you open the cardboard box container to take the plastic wrap off there really is no rhyme or reason as how to throw it all together to optimize your lunchable experiance.

Also i would like to add that if you do have the cracker cheese and meat variety please note that if you do decide to double your cheese that you will have to double your meat up later or vise versa.

That poor bastard above looks like he has a cracker sandwich, meat cheese meat......moving along i would like to point out that if you have either of Taco or Pizza lunchables with the sauce you have to apply that you should go into putting it on delicately otherwise you may have a delicious disaster as shown.

Last but not least Nachos, how simple can it be. Chips to salsa. Guiltiest of pleasures. Bon Appetite!

Current Varieties

With Water:

• Turkey + Cheddar Sub
• Ham + American Sub
• Turkey + Cheddar Cracker Combo
• Ham + American Cracker Combo
• Deep Dish Cheese Pizza
• Deep Dish Pepperoni Pizza

With Capri Sun Juice:

• Turkey and Cheddar Cracker Stackers
• Turkey and American Cracker Stackers
• Ham and American Cracker Stackers
• Bologna and American Cracker Stackers
• Lower Fat Turkey and Cheddar Cracker Stackers
• Lower Fat Ham and Swiss Cracker Stackers
• Lower Fat Ham and Cheddar Cracker Stackers
• Extra Cheesy Pizza
• Pepperoni Pizza
• Chicken Shake-Ups, BBQ Flavor
• Chicken Dunks
• Nachos, Cheese Dip and Salsa

Without a Drink:

• Turkey + Cheddar Sub
• Ham + American Sub
• Chicken + American Sub
• Breaded Chicken + Mozzarella Sub
• Ham & Cheddar with Crackers
• Turkey & Cheddar with Crackers
• Ham & Swiss with Crackers
• Ham & Cheddar with Crackers and Cookies
• Turkey & American with Crackers and Cookies
• Bologna & American with Crackers and Cookies
• Pepperoni Pizza
• Extra Cheesy Pizza
• Nachos, Cheese Dip & Salsa

Value Twin Packs:

• Turkey, Mozzarella + Mini Ritz
• Ham, Cheddar and Mini-Ritz
• Chicken Strips

MINI BURGERS!

• Ham 'n' Cheese Crackers
• Ham 'n' Cheese Subs
• Chicken 'n' Cheese Crackers
• Chicken 'n' Cheese Mini rolls
• Chicken 'n' Cheese Wraps

PS: I Would like to thank my very good freind John Moo for the artwork submitted, cause i can safely say my artwork would be confusing and shunned on the interwebz. Thanks Moo! ^_^